Bad Job Titles

"Team Member Loyalty Assistant"

The name says it all. Actually, it really wasn't a bad job. Just an incredibly embarrassing title. I was later promoted to Team Member Loyalty Manager. No kidding.

You won't find that job title on my resume...it would be too humiliating. Luckily, I don't have to since the powers-that-be wouldn't let my boss officially rename it (so I'm still coded as the more palatable "employee relations manager").